October 2009
Fact: I reeeeeally miss my Punkyfish jacket. I...
Because if you say unihorny goodness, that's just...
mliaverage:
Today, I managed to get my entire class to seriously discuss why it is called a unicorn and not a unihorn. I still do not have an answer. MLIA.
mliaverage:
Today, I was talking with the football player who sits next to me in English about our school team’s recent Homecoming win. During the conversation, I asked him if it was true that the team players took ballet classes to improve their footwork. Completely unabashed, he said yes and then proceeded to show me his lovely tours en l’air. I adore my football team. MLIA.
We...
We're watching Freedom Writers in English, and I...
quietblackbird:
It’s so good.
Amazing movie.
Hey DMV. Fuck you.
Fuck you and your irrelevant questions that apply to no one.
NO ONE puts something in their trunk that will protrude more than four feet. Especially not fifteen year old girls who just want a fucking permit so they can get their license in six months and not have to deal with their irritating fathers every morning before school.
California Driver's Handbook:
“Your thumbprint or fingerprint, if you have no thumbs, will be taken.”
omg does this happen often D:
So next year Hulu isn't going to be free anymore.
corpsefucker:
kayleethelady:
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK
Yeah the world is ending in 2010 people. Not 2012.
WHERE WILL MY LIFE GO
mliaverage:
Today I discovered that my apple mac has a speech function that says whatever you highlight on your computer, I just spent an hour setting it to a darth vader voice and making it rap all the Disney Theme songs.. I think I spent my morning productively MLIA
make it say crackercrackercracker and it’s like the funniest thing ever
reblog is you believe that r-patz is ugly as fuck...
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