When some guy you don’t know FB messages you and the subject is “:)”
Am I just a magnet for random foreign transfer...
DO YOU EVEN EXIST AUSTRALIAN BOY I AM STARTING TO THINK YOU ARE IMAGINARY AND ARE IN REALITY A SEXUAL PREDATOR
ashleypixie: Boys make me confused.
ultraviolets: childhoodgames: gottahavethatfunk: Step 1: Click ‘Reblog’. Step 2: Go to your gif folder. Step 3. Find the first gif that starts with the first letter of your name. Step 4: This gif represents the reaction your sexual partner will have to your Penis/Vagina. god i’m sorry i just did this out of curiosity and it ended up being really funny
There is so much drama at ballet right now. And it...
Marion and Rima fucked up with casting. There are too many people for each part (6 Dewdrops + 2 understudies? THERE ARE ONLY 6 SHOWS. THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE). Random interlude to this rant: my hands smell like tea, and there is no logical explanation for this. Continuing: Nicole coming back and taking Sugar Plum screwed everything up. And she’s going to be fabulous as always, but that...
lameassmadeupname: Stop! In The Name Of Love / Free Your Mind - Glee Guys? One Love (People Get Ready) - Puck and Artie Teenage Dream - Dalton Academy Start Me Up / Livin’ On A Prayer - Glee Girls Stop in the Name of Love. TEENAGE DREAM. DARREN CRISS. SINGING TEENAGE DREAM.
HI IM JERRY BROWN AND NO SHUT UP
shbup: NOV 2ND HURRY UP AND GET HERE I DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO THIS TRIPE ON MY TELEVISION ANY LONGER THIS GOES FOR YOU TOO MEG
Seth: Well, you did agree to take this little trip down to Mexico.
Summer: I needed a ride.
Seth: We shared the same bed.
Summer: I wasn't going to sleep on the couch, it smelled like eggs.
Seth: You ate my toast, Summer.
Summer: I like crusts, Seth.
Seth: Face it, our chemistry is undeniable.
Every time the USHAP textbook mentions Oberlin I...
Dream college Too bad I don’t have that kind of money
Last year: OH MY GOD BASEBALL NO ONE CARES I WANT...
Cuttin' the stripes out for my Cheshire Cat...
Oftentimes. when people are miserable, they will want to make other people...– Lemony Snicket (via thesnicketfile)
maybeimdreaming: chikinpai: kidsinmadison: ...
Do I seriously have to schedule my fucking drive...
Really DMV? Do I really have to explain that you fucked up and pushed me forward an extra five weeks, failed me for a bullshit reason, pushed me forward another five weeks, failed me again for another bullshit reason, and then I had to retake my permit test? That I passed said retake of permit test yesterday and that I would like to schedule an appointment ASAP because some people actually need...