These chicks in my dorm have a secret handshake.
They go “Does this count as annoying?” and hit their cheeks repeatedly like in Despicable Me, and then they high-five. I fucking love dorms. In other news, my fourth floor is Narnia and the basement is Pigfarts.
Oh, Tumblr, how I have missed you.
(I lost six followers. Lol.) I can’t get on often. I’m on a public computer. I EXPECT AS MANY PENISES AS POSSIBLE.