January 2012
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when it’s like… not even february and you found a prom dress you really like and it’s actually within your price range
but you’re 90% sure it would just fall off your nonexistent boobs because the neckline is kind of cray cray
what up you lovely pomegranate-colored thaaang
if i wear you i’m going to need double-sided tape up the wazooooo
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dear glee fandom,
there was a razor in the slushie
this is the only plausible answer
BE FREE, DARREN. ESCAPE THEIR CLUTCHES.
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i can’t deal with watching i heart huckabees because i’ve seen it before and now it’s just me pretending jason schwartzman is gideon graves and mark wahlberg is mark wahlberg from the marky mark and the funky bunch era
and all the meaning just totally disappears!
this movie belongs to jude law’s facial expressions
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How I think Episode 27 Part 3 is going to go down.
Logan: JULIAN NOOOO. What are we going to do!
Random Stuart: *Pours Coffee all over him* There. Now he’s healed.
Logan: WTF.
Julian: Ugh. I’m healed.
Logan: Yay!
Then they fucked.
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Teacher: Any announcements?
Kid 1: Yearbook needs photos
Kid 2: Track season starts soon
Kid 3: I killed a dragon in Skyrim
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so today rossy was like “you’re going to be at the small advanced performance at the hospital right”
and i was like “bro i’m not in small advanced”
and she just kind of gave me a look
and was like
“what”
and i was like “yeah”
good story bro
hey dress
you’re perfect
please stop being $700 though
that’s not cool
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Prom Dress: Hey I have this giant-ass flower in the middle of everything
Prom Dress: And look there are also sequins
Prom Dress: Love me
Me: You're tacky and I hate you
it’s late and i’m stalking prom dresses because i like to look at pretty things
but look at your price
look at your choices
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
charlotteness:
shhhjustcome:
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
INSTANT REBLOG.
actually that would be awesome. can you imagine the announcements? all those annoying cards with “baby girl/boy” crossed out and “small velociraptor” in it’s place? and people peering into the...
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do you guys remember
xxmakememuchier:
Warnings: Tearjerker.
Not. Fucking. Kidding. Read only if you are a masochist as much as I am.
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my cat found one of those cloths you’re supposed to use to clean your glasses
she’s been flailing on the floor with it for the past ten minutes
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hellzors replied to your post: hellzors replied to your post: so for the past…
yusss, i must see this picture sometime in the future.
i didn’t photograph him though because he was across the room and there was no stealthy way to get him without just straight up being like “YOU HAVE RED HAIR AND A NICE FACE LET ME GET AT YOU WITH A CAMERA PHONE”
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hellzors replied to your post: so for the past week my gay friend and i have…
…benedict is a ginger :D
that was basically my argument and also rupert grint but he said i had to find one that wasn’t famous… or british, apparently
SO I DID
I want to go to LegoLand.
redvinesforever:
And just take pictures.
Hundreds and hundreds of pictures of hundreds and hundreds of legos.
And it will be a fantastic day.
remember how last night we were talking about how sausage pizza from Round Table causes cracked-out dreams
because one time i had a dream that legoland and the san diego zoo decided to join together so instead of lego hippos they put real hippos in...
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“You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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so for the past week my gay friend and i have repeatedly ended up discussing gingers
or, more specifically, that there is no such thing as an attractive male ginger
i said there was and he said there wasn’t and we just kept going like that
and then today i saw one in the flesh
so i texted him THEY EXIST and he understood exactly what i meant but he wanted a picture and i felt like...
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oh but on the bright side we’re watching i heart huckabees in english
but i’m the only one who’s seen it
so i just sit there and giggle to myself the whole time and most of the rest of the class doesn’t get it
Having some kind of ballerina existential-nihilist crisis
Like… what’s the point in doing this
Why am I even here
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so let’s just talk about dance spectrum class pieces for a second
i fucking loved dance spectrum last year. it was actually my family and without 4th period and moonchild i would not have made it through last year without completely losing it.
this year, i’m not feeling it.
there are too many people and we don’t connect with each other and we just sit in cliques and i feel...
Me: so I have this choreography to a movie with feminist undertones
Dance Spectrum: let's do twilight
Me:
Dance Spectrum:
Me:
Dance Spectrum:
Me: how about no
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logan should sing “safe & sound” to julian after he brings him home from the hospital
because of reasons
because he will bring him home from the hospital because julian will live and i refuse to believe there is any other option because julian cannot die that unhappy
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that awkward moment when we have to turn in a spanish essay tomorrow
and i don’t know where i put mine
brb going to ransack the car
