you smell like butts, thor

amy. eighteen. california.
i like cats, puns, tom hiddleston, josh hutcherson, and joss whedon tv shows. and some other things. lots of other things.

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also i am on the tweeter: @itssssamy. good shit, breh.

a rant about people whom i strongly dislike

ok so in AP art today that chick that i’ve definitely posted about before who just… every time she opens her mouth it just fucking pisses me off

ANYWAYS today we were working with gesso and india ink, which is a pain in the ass to begin with, but it gets all over your hands and stains your clothes so if your shirt hikes up half an inch you can’t fix it till the end of class

and this fucking chick

runs over to me and is all “amy, pull your shirt down, i can see your panties!”

OK. FIRST OF ALL. I’M WEARING HIGH WAISTED JEANS. WHAT YOU HAVE JUST STATED IS NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE WITH THE UNDERWEAR I AM CURRENTLY WEARING. so i explain this to her and she goes “but i saw something!” and i’m like “honey, no.”

but THEN she goes on to say “see, i just wear t-shirts, so i don’t have this problem.”

OKAY. NO. I DON’T GIVE YOU SHIT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU DON’T WEAR A REAL BRA OR USE DEODORANT, NOR DO I EVER MENTION TO YOU HOW FUCKING OBNOXIOUS YOUR VOICE IS OR HOW EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS WRONG, SO DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE DISH OUT A FUCKING BACK-HANDED INSULT ABOUT HOW I DRESS, ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT.

JESUS idk why it pissed me off so much but i swear i was about to upend that bucket of gesso on her fucking head.

  1. crimson-glow said: high school fucking sucks, man.
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