you smell like butts, thor

amy. eighteen. california.
i like cats, puns, tom hiddleston, josh hutcherson, and joss whedon tv shows. and some other things. lots of other things.

the askbox over there is your friend!

i vlog about things. username: iamthesnatch .

also i am on the tweeter: @itssssamy. good shit, breh.

envyadams:

  • Several weddings.
  • Ensemble cast movies released just before a holiday for maximum cross-promotional opportunities.
  • The last place we looked, which was totally annoying.
  • Via an extensive Google search.
  • In the cabinet, where we mistakenly put the love when we meant to put it in the fridge.
  • At H&M, but it wasn’t in our size because — we really think — people hide the popular-sized love in other sections of the store so they can come back and get it later when it’s on sale.
  • Stuck inside of “glove.”
  • At Ikea.com, but it is not available at the store. Also, they don’t ship it.  
  • more


We thought we found it backstage at a Pit Bull concert, but then we realized that was just puppy love.

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    backstage at a Pit Bull concert,...realized that was just puppy love.
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